Humorous Stuff

So, as I mentioned a blog post or two ago, I decided last week to stop visiting Facebook and Twitter for a week.  I just wanted to see what it wa...

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A Week Without Facebook

I hate spiders.  It is well documented. It’s starting to get colder outside, which means that my nemeses are now attempting to make incursi...

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I Peed a Little

At about 4PM today, I was sitting at my desk at work, working on a large document that I’m writing,when my boss popped his head into my office a...

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Funny or Fired

In November 2003, Shawn, Emily, and I had Thanksgiving dinner at my apartment in Sevierville, Tennessee.  Shawn and I had gone shopping a couple ...

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A Tale of Toilet Paper

I dislike the term Mouth Breather as a derogatory term for one simple reason:  I am a mouth breather.  I sit at my computer screen with my j...

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Matt the Mouth Breather

It’s impossible to buy a plunger and look dignified doing it. It’s 10:00 PM in one of those multi-purpose grocery/hardware/toys/clothing/e...

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Un-break my Fart